https://tube.helpsolve.org/videos/watch/594a625d-80e8-4135-b30f-72601221ef8e [Verse 1] Off of highway 1, tucked in the trees Gary’s headed out where he do as he please Tall bald man, glasses sitting low Caroline’s Liquor and the cheap beer to go Loading the Disc Bag, which is a cooler too Tells the wife he's playing Disc Golf, but that's not true He’s rolling down the road with a grin on his face 'Cause everybody knows he's goin' to that place [Chorus] Gas up the Avalanche, and he’ll get there fast then take Dick slow. Those men's semen so shiny. That’s where he wants to go, way down to Queer Hollow He'll find his little spot with some gays. Where the Mammaries are fake. Down at Queer Hollow. Where Gary wants to go. [Verse 2] Caroline’s Liquor was the first drink of the day Now he's drinking cheap beer, while he’s on his way Disc golf discs rattling around in the back Gary’s got his glasses on and he’s right on track He’s a strange-looking dude, yeah, everybody knows Tall and bald, cigarette right below his nose Locals start laughing when they see his snaggletooth ‘Here comes Gary again—what’s that man gonna do?’ He fists the first teen, and he lets his Dick fly Semen sails through the trees like a bird in the sky If you plug him first, Gary don’t give a crap Poppers and cheap beer and says, “Come on my back” Everybody called it Queer Hollow back in the past Long before Gary came through and presented his ass Now every time he shows up, you already know Gary and his beer are headed down to Queer Hollow [Chorus] Gas up the Avalanche, and he’ll get there fast then take Dick slow. And we all Edge with great timing. Then we all let it blow. Way down in Queer Hollow. Nobody calls the cops claiming rape. There's a "safe word", nobody will say it! Way down at Queer Hollow. Where Gary wants to go. [Bridge] Pull the boner out, let the good times roll Dick in his hand and a one down his throat The afternoon’s not the only thing that's young Gary’s down at Queer Hollow having way too much fun. [Final Chorus] Gas up the Avalanche, and he’ll get there fast then take Dick slow. And we all Edge with great timing. Then we all let it blow. Way down in Queer Hollow. He'll find his little spot with some gays Yea, the "safe word", nobody will say it! Down at Queer Hollow. Yeah, Gary’s always going back to Queer Hollow. Where he wants to go! Sat, 10 Oct 2026 02:39:38 GMT https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html PeerTube - https://tube.helpsolve.org https://tube.helpsolve.org/client/assets/images/icons/icon-1500x1500.png https://tube.helpsolve.org/videos/watch/594a625d-80e8-4135-b30f-72601221ef8e All rights reserved, unless otherwise specified in the terms specified at https://tube.helpsolve.org/about and potential licenses granted by each content's rightholder.