https://tube.helpsolve.org/videos/watch/8234af9a-23fd-40b8-8cfd-8fea87a42055 Coming through. Fellow stupid monkey people. Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live. And I'm particularly stupid today because twice a year, change of weather, I get this sinus headache, cough, scratchy eyes, the whole nine yards. And I've got a bad. But there is no reason for me to go to work today or do the podcast. However, we're going to push through because I already went to work today and I wasn't willing to take drugs to go to work, but I'm heavily medicated now, so we should be all right. Through Fladge Rants Live this week we will be doing drugs. You heard me right. Drugs. Yeah. I've got. I'm on this assortment, drug good chemistry set that would make the Aids cocktail look, like child's play, like children's aspirin. So, Just in case I can't push through, I have called in for backup reinforcements in about 15 minutes. But in the meantime, I am going to push through. For those of you who don't know me, I live out in the boondocks. I don't go anywhere. I don't do anything. And I think part of the reason I'm sick today is I did. I went out, Friday night, old coworker at my former former former job, my career, my 20 year job. And, it was his birthday, and he just, wanted to have some boys over for some drinking and beer pong. So between beer pong games, there are four of us standing around in the backyard, and we were talking about the existential things that I've been struggling with, and I didn't bring it up. It was not me. It just happened naturally. And, there were a few different stances around the circle. One guy who was lockstep with me, a couple guys, well, one guy said he was agnostic about the whole thing, and, and there was one guy who was it, honest to goodness, moon landing denier. The whole thing was a hoax. And I said, you know, started the hoax, and he said, no, who is that? NASA? So, so, we were trying to figure out who who that would benefit. Well, it was, enlightening to know that there are other people struggling with the same existential problems that I struggling to get through. So, another thing that, through convene is over and, and one of the things I did when I left that job was I sailed off into the sunset. Here's the thing about riding off into the sunset is there's always the next day and the day after that. What happens then? And so we're we're into it or well into it. And you still have to get through that to it doesn't and it's over. It's not through. So, I, this is my convoluted way of getting to go back to happy. A lot of people say it was backfilled, but now it's a natural hill formation. So whatever forces that made Gobekli to be a natural hill formation would have also pushed the Earth up over the the monument. So whether it was backfilled or naturally filled, we still have a question as to who built it, why, what they were doing with that. We're told it was hunter gatherers 10,000 years ago, and that is a long, long time ago. And. It's they did backfill it intentionally. Was it to preserve it or to hide it? It's interesting to me that, that the people that were using it, the people that, found it important, were leaving it and moving on like you wouldn't bury something important to you. And if you disappeared, quickly, like, unexpectedly, you would never find backfill it. So that means they had to plan on leaving it flat and not being around anymore, because as far as I can tell, we don't have any of the remnants of the civilization that built Gobekli to be. Where did those people go? Why did they hide their monument? I'm seriously curious. Why? Why would that happen? Important piece of news. Chuck Norris has passed away. Pardon me. I'm really sick. Just when you thought nothing would kill Chuck Norris. The jokes rate themselves. I thought Chuck Norris would kill death before death to Chuck Norris. But I feel like I'm dying, so roll the clip. Brady. Shooting, crying, destroying private property, or committing medical fraud. Children can make a fine addition to any home. I mean, oh, very popular model. Some babies insist on being pushed around in a baby coach. Like some kind of little prince. Push me my legs on, strong enough to support my own bodyweight. It's unbelievable. 1 in 6 children will eventually grow hair. This will mostly be on their shins and elbows, though some may even grow hair on the tops of their heads. If your child ends up growing a slab top, they will eventually need a haircut. Currently, the most popular styles are highway possum, the New England Knob, and inebriated vagrant children are born stupid and must be taught nearly everything. It's not their fault, but it feels like it might be a little bit different. As parents, sometimes you may need an occasional break to scream yourself hoarse into a throat pillow or blow off some steam with a turkey trapped. 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