https://tube.helpsolve.org/videos/watch/96a68871-2651-43fe-b2ff-e46ab6bfe72f Fladge! Fladge! Monday 10PM Eastern! Fladge Rants past the pyramids at Giza Reading carved megaliths while I breeze Translating ancient cuneiform with precision Left with nothing while they sell me material vision Gathering worldly stuff that bounces like balls Chasing phantom magic echoing down castle halls Watching the sands of time drift through the currents Witnessing the modern state and global change events Processing endless data streams of digital information Pulling yourself up by bootstraps through pure frustration Fighting old superstition hiding out with cryptids Feeding the controversy where the media always bids it Swallowing prescription drugs masking deeper lies Staring down the darkest holes under endless skies Wondering if the grey skies hide actual aliens Trapped inside digital matrices built for mammalian Breeding strange homunculi to solve everyday problems Dodging sneaky creeps while the urban jungle robs them Trusting in kismet mapped across the frozen space Siting down to feast upon our final grim repast Studying the secret occult backed by corporate money Corrupting every waking mind with designs ain't funny Plotting deep machinations for the holiday merriment Acting strictly niggardly in economic tenement Moving past the tertiary to catch the sonic resonance Decoding human qualia that feels entirely superfluous Rejecting every balderdash wrapped in fustian cloth Adjusting tilted hats while digging through the dusty dirt Scuffing up the leather on my heavy winter pants Surrounded by confused people orchestrating shenanigans Making terrible choices like a guild of foolish fools Aligned in rare syzygy by the ancient stellar tools Stumbling upon ancient giants caught in a paradox Rolling heavy dice with chance on jagged stone blocks Observing weird phenomena riding cosmic waves Catching hidden signals coming out of secret caves Studying metaphysics with ruthless parsimony Riding roughshod over spectrums of neon colors Uncovering deep conspiracies dating back to seventeen seventy six Reconciling mortal opposites and political tricks Exerting human agency before aging in senescence Turning raw experience into everlasting art Applying strict logic to clear up the ambiguity Achieving rare consilience through tessellation Avoiding solo habits like endless masturbation Rewinding the tape back to the year of sixty nine Studying the Septuagint strung on guitar strings Protecting mystic virgins with a whispered woo Navigating liminality and biological symbiosis Reading fading runes revealed through active osmosis Calculating numbers defining the scope of human life Carving heavy metal to end the endless internal strife Locking in the set beneath the soft apricity Celebrating winter nights with wild saturnalia Catching up with Dave who looks with deep sonder Staring with incredulity at the questions we ponder Ready to try every topic with awakened zombies Stepping out to go with a gentle kind of apathy Uttering a final amen to dismiss the daily rubbish Eating what is bussin though the system is stupid Studying pre-Adamites claiming ancient divinity Questioning the bedrock of our waking reality Shifting our orientation to match clear intention Following the standard rules of social convention Drafting a constitutional right to remain sore Pulling no punches top to bottom is Drawer Assigning a legal proxy to act as loyal helpmate Fulfilling every moral duty without a false decoy Standing as a singular monad ready to cleave Looking up overhead at a lingering ghost vestige Avoiding the dark touch of a hungry night succubus Raising glasses high to offer a celebratory toast Serving tender meat while cursing with a loud drat Refusing to act gay when the world demands it of ya Accepting a single path as above so below Gary Dismissing absolute hogwash and geometric fractals Eating southern comfort food like fried greasy chitlins Rejecting systemic foisting by corrupt royal scribes Channeling the spark of Nikola Tesla for the truth Telling the plain sooth to the masses surrounding me Reaching out to connect u and me in shared us Analyzing anal oral manual automatic functions Ready to share such moments in a public comment Please subscribe and drop your honest feedback It sounds crazy precious yet inherently gross We produce the goods and send them right back Moving forward through time and space together Clenching tight buns to survive a pyrrhic battle Drowning sorrows in alcohol and loud smoking weed Wondering what makes the modern masses scream Exposing the corporate grift and false influence Questioning institutional science backed by satan Putting in the hard work like a military marshal Exposing every single media canard as false Will love help? 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