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        <description>I'm Will and I used to live with your host, Hung over and dreaming of your French toast, Arrested again for DUI... Cuffs on my wrists and the blue lights fly, With a big black dick and a gold tooth brace, I do believe I’ll find a bail bonds place, I don’t wanna say the good byes, I don’t wanna fall into your atheist trance anymore, I just wanna pee on some palm trees, Never try, just shake and pray away on your knees. We can Fladge Rants Live on top the cushion, Heave the tire out your mind, Pass out past the blackouts Watch the time die. We can Fladge Rants Live on top the cushion, Heave the tire out your mind, Pass out past the blackouts Watch the time die. I am still twisted in the sip, Hungry and hollow for the hours that the cop stripped, I don’t wanna be your good time whore, I don’t wanna be your fallback crutch anymore, Stumble straight into a brand new maze, Twisted and rising in my own drunk haze, I don’t wanna be the bitch guy, I don’t wanna lose your drinking game no more. Those gaps between the gaps stretch so wide, The clock forgets to tick, time just slides, If time’s just observer shit anyway, Every blackout’s a pocket where existence fades, Medicine in the morning for the court date pain, Fuel for the rant when the lawyer calls again, Currency for the homunculi test in the tank, Mistake in the plant when the breathalyzer sank. I just wanna feel some sunshine buzz, I just wanna find some place where the seconds dissolve. We can Fladge Rants Live on top the cushion, Heave the tire out your mind, Pass out past the blackouts Watch the time die. We can Fladge Rants Live on top the cushion, Heave the tire out your mind, Pass out past the blackouts Watch the time die. We can Fladge Rants Live on top the cushion, Heave the tire out your mind, Pass out past the blackouts Yeah, watch the time die, Yeah, watch the time die, Yeah, watch the time die, Yeah… the gaps erase the years… Monday 10PM Eastern... watch the time die.</description>
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